Rum and Egg-Snog
So in the spirit of the Christmas season, I’ve fixed the problem I normally have at this time of year to singing carols. I just take a sacred favorite and change the words to suit my lifestyle choices.
These G-Strings
(sung to the tune of “We Three Kings”)
These g-strings of raciness are,
covered with my sparkly art!
Kind of whorey, but not boring.
Sure to make the crowd go RAWR!
(Chorus)
O Swarovski crystals, small and bright -
Hope the glue will hold you tight.
Running low, but I’ve got a show -
Looks good in the spotlight.
Okay, now add a verse of your own now.
Seasons beatings,
Little Miss Risk
